A Growing Threat: Al-Qaeda is growing stronger, thanks to its central command being safely ensconsed in the mountains of northern Pakistan. Okay, we're officially nervous.
Dogged: Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was indicted yesterday for dog-fighting and training dogs to fight. They say he's the most elusive quarterback in the game, but this is going to be a bit harder to shake.
Potter's Field: Details of the ultra-secret new Harry Potter book are beginning to leak out online. much to the chagrin of his publisher's lawyers. Hmmm. Harry opens a used car dealership in Vegas with Billy Baldwin? Really didnt see that coming.
Short Cut: A Nebraska federal judge gives a sex offender probation because she's afraid that he's, uh, too short to handle hard time in prison. Insert punch line here.
Power Couple: Remember Becks and Posh? So yesterday's Wrap. Today, the new power couple is Obama and Oprah. On your knees, mortals.