Paris is Liberated! It doesn't quite have the same ring to it as it did in 1944. But the heiress is out and swearing she's a changed woman. For instance, she now plans to use only organic cranberry juice in her cosmopolitans. Can we go back to our regular lives now?
Searching for Action: Google is complaining to the feds about Microsoft's business practices, particularly its search function embedded into Windows Vista. That's so 1996! Now we just need a Clinton to run for president.
Pay No Attention: The Post continues its series on Dick Cheney, the Wizard Behind the Curtain. And that's why the Scarecrow is doing time in Gitmo.
Feeling Feint: The government last Friday dropped charges against 12 of 16 KPMG employees in its tax shelter prosecution after a federal judge found constitutional violations in the case. But this article from the New York Law Journal suggests that this all just a set-up for a clean appeal.
Uh, Yikes: This is one flipped-out, scary dude. (Note: The link is not a picture of Rosie O'Donnell.)
Calling KG: The Lakers are reportedly in talks to acquire Kevin Garnett from Minnesota in a bid to placate Kobe Bryant. (If the Celtics are involved, then anything is possible.) If that doesn't work, the team is considering bringing in this guy.