Paris is Liberated! It doesn't quite have the same ring to it as it did in 1944. But the heiress is out and swearing she's a changed woman. For instance, she now plans to use only organic cranberry juice in her cosmopolitans. Can we go back to our regular lives now?
Searching for Action: Google is complaining to the feds about Microsoft's business practices, particularly its search function embedded into Windows Vista. That's so 1996! Now we just need a Clinton to run for president.
Pay No Attention: The Post continues its series on Dick Cheney, the Wizard Behind the Curtain. And that's why the Scarecrow is doing time in Gitmo.
One Last Gasp: It's High Noon (again) for the immigration bill in the Senate. Its supporters are pessimistic.
Feeling Feint: The government last Friday dropped charges against 12 of 16 KPMG employees in its tax shelter prosecution after a federal judge found constitutional violations in the case. But this article from the New York Law Journal suggests that this all just a set-up for a clean appeal.
Uh, Yikes: This is one flipped-out, scary dude. (Note: The link is not a picture of Rosie O'Donnell.)
What Do You Have Against Science? Germany remains thumbs-down on Scientology. But if it had to ban a Tom Cruise movie, couldn't it have been Vanilla Sky?
Calling KG: The Lakers are reportedly in talks to acquire Kevin Garnett from Minnesota in a bid to placate Kobe Bryant. (If the Celtics are involved, then anything is possible.) If that doesn't work, the team is considering bringing in this guy.
Paris Hilton. For writers and stand-up comics, she's the gift that just keeps giving.
Posted by: Angie Hartford | June 27, 2007 at 01:21 AM